can’t wait for the generation of grandmas with winged eyeliner
Right in the feels.
they’re just playing with us now
sams like “im going to pretend like i know what that means”
I nearly choked on my tongue at this bit
did i just see six urban dictionary definitions that aren’t disturbingly sexual i didn’t know that could happen
Jesus was a homeless Palestinian anarchist who held protests at oppressive churches, advocated for universal health care and redistribution of wealth, before being arrested for terrorism, tortured and executed for crimes against the state, now go ahead and explain to me why he’d vote conservative. I’ll wait.
I don’t know why Frank insisted on bringing me to this dinner party, I don’t even know what to talk about and everyone’s already having a conversation, it’d be awkward to butt in. A steakhouse? Really? I’m a pescetarian, Frank. We’ve known each other ten years. Nobody’s even bothered to comment on my coat or offered a tummy rub. Your friends are shit, Frank.
my favorite post of 2013
flawless queen natalie dormer shutting down casual “fake geek girl” crap
Shut them down and strut on
when ur friends are all online